9447044 on January 29, 2026 1:03 pm Maria is laying pipe all over town, she aint even gunna give you a free quote dude.
caeliflareix on January 29, 2026 1:10 pm Reality really said: “expectations vs. legally binding restraining order.”
David12190 on January 29, 2026 1:13 pm This is the most devastating self-roast I’ve seen all week and Maria isn’t even wrong
EtherealMeadowGleam on January 29, 2026 1:17 pm Bro really thought he had a fallback plan and Maria said ‘Not even in your dreams, homie
InadecvateButSober on January 29, 2026 1:17 pm Saw the same stuff but it was some broad complaining about guys. She got community noted.
ModerateSympathy on January 29, 2026 1:22 pm  Until you see that this is the guy complaining.
MichaelHunt009 on January 29, 2026 2:31 pm Pull back that curtain, Maria! Show me some of that personality.
almosttouch on January 29, 2026 2:45 pm The most unrealistic part of this meme was the guy thinking he had a chance with Maria
quietlyhot on January 29, 2026 2:47 pm This is why you don’t use real people for your generic ‘ugly girl’ memes
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Maria is laying pipe all over town, she aint even gunna give you a free quote dude.
Plot twist, the girl in the red dress in fact likes him
chadd gurl
mogged
Reality really said: “expectations vs. legally binding restraining order.”
This is the most devastating self-roast I’ve seen all week and Maria isn’t even wrong
Bro really thought he had a fallback plan and Maria said ‘Not even in your dreams, homie
Saw the same stuff but it was some broad complaining about guys.
She got community noted.
True haha
Until you see that this is the guy complaining.
r/comedyhomicide
The guy writing the post.
I’m a decent looking guy, and will agree
Right!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa veeeeeyyyy maaaaariiiiaaa!
Slay Maria 💅
Back off punk
Maria is mine.
Hahahahahahaha that’s deep
😂😂😂
Maria has standards
She is also very beautiful😊
At least Maria is smiling and probably has a whole heart
This
This hurts but also feels extremely accurate.
Pull back that curtain, Maria! Show me some of that personality.
😭😭😭😭😭
The most unrealistic part of this meme was the guy thinking he had a chance with Maria
not that it was a huge loss
This is why you don’t use real people for your generic ‘ugly girl’ memes